A mad doctor in love with a woman who won't give him the time of day
hires an escape murderer to do his bidding. Or something like
that.
If you are ever in
the mood to see Bela
Lugosi as the maddest of all
movie mad doctors, check out this minor classic of the Universal Horror
Cycle. As someone on the Internet Movie Database put it: "It
is
60 minutes of nothing but great lines." The key is not that
the
lines are all that cleverly written, but that Lugosi spits them out in
so many little unexpected ways that his speech patterns actually become
the rhythm of this film. Other characters speak, and then
classic
after classic comes out of Lugosi's mouth. For instance, take
a
line like "A humble home - but your love will make it beautiful." Could
be a generic line from any love story. But here's is an
approximation of how Lugosi says it: "A humble place - but
your luuvvvv will
make it
beyooteeful!". That cannot even begin to describe the amount
of
venom Bela squeezes into the word "love", or the sheer delight he has
in uttering that sentence while ushering the film's bland young lovers
into a room where the moving walls will crush them to death.
Sometimes the lines themselves are just badly written. Surely
there are better ways to express the idea in the line "You are saying
something profound." Yet Lugosi takes this line and speaks it
as
if it were
the most profound
sentence ever written. Again, nearly impossible to decribe,
but
it is genius! Mad genius to boot!
I could go on, but it
is difficult to
describe the effect Lugosi has on words without letting you hear them,
and this site does not have the capacity to do that (yet).
The
movie is slowly paced and sometimes creaky, but it's worth tracking
down to delight in Lugosi's deliciously loopy
performance as Dr. Richard
Vollin, Edgar Allan Poe Enthusiast, Torture Devices a
Specialty.
- JB
ADD ANOTHER
QUOTE AND MAKE IT A
GALLON:
"What torture! What a delicious torture, Bateman! Greater than Poe! Poe only conceived it; I have done it, Bateman. Poe, you are.. A-VENGED! (Maniacal laughter)"