DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER

Yes, Batman, I will return Robin for... one million dollars! (1971)
With Sean Connery, Jill St. John, Charles Gray, Lana Wood, Jimmy Dean, Bernard Lee, Desmond Llewelyn, Lois Maxwell
Directed by Guy Hamilton
Reviewed by JL

     After sitting out ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE two years previously, Sean Connery was lured back (mainly by a hefty paycheck) for one more go-round as James Bond.  In his return to the role, he invests Bond with more fun and energy than in any film since GOLDFINGER, but the surrounding production can't match the quality of Connery's performance.  DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER also proves that the corny, pun-laden humor that marked (or marred) the Roger Moore era arrived one film before Roger Moore.  The film has a few memorable scenes, including an above-average car chase, but it's the cheapest-looking of the Bond films with the most ho-hum storyline.  Although Connery would return to the role of Bond once more in 1983, this was his last time in an "official" Bond film made by EON Productions, and it's too bad the greatest of all Bonds wasn't given a more worthy send-off. 3 - JL


     After the near-perfection of ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, it is a shame the series didn't followup with an equally good Bond film in which Bond exacts revenge on Ernst Stavro Blofeld for what he did in the closing moments of the previous film.  There was an opportunity to make one of the most intense and meaningful Bond films, and they chucked it all away.  I suppose the disappointment all around with ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE at the time precluded the producers from making another more-adult followup, but time has proven OHMSS to be the much more appealing film than this cartoonish mess. Connery is still the best Bond and Charles Gray is excellent as a rather dapper Blofeld, but as hard as they try, they cannot save DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER from being a big, silly self-parody of the whole Bond franchise. Entertaining, yes, but far from essential. 3 - JB


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